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Make love, not whore.
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
Allow me to tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there were two people. A girl, and a boy. They started out as friends, but their relationship progressed into something deeper that neither of them wanted to admit to. And so their feelings stayed hidden.
They dated other people. But the girl realized that her heart wasn’t in it. She wondered when the boy would realize this.
One day, the boy left to join the Navy. The girl missed him terribly, and she couldn’t help but wonder if the boy missed her too. So occasionally, she would look at his Facebook page to see how he was doing. This was a mistake.
The girl knew that the boy had likely found another girl to occupy his time, but from his Facebook, it appeared that his feelings ran deeper for the other girl than they did for the first. The girl realized that she was too late, that her chance at loving the boy had passed. She was broken.
Then the girl vowed that she would never share the boy she loved with another girl again. If in fact, she could love again.
Sometimes when I’m bored I talk to my TV even though I know it can’t talk back, just because I can.
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